Expressing that you’ve just had your first intercourse is usually a very touchy subject, but thank God for humor to soften the situation a little bit.
In this write-up, I’ve decided to tickle your tummy a little with these 50 funny ways to say someone lost his/her virginity. Now, you can make light of the situation when delivering the news to your friends or people who are close to you.
Also, with the illustrations of how each phrase can be added to a sentence, you can best see how to sound more funny and to properly use each one respectively.
50 Hilarious Ways to Say You Lost Your Virginity.
Here is a list of funny ways to say that you lost your virginity.
- My V- card has now been used.
- My purity days are over.
- I’m now a real woman/man.
- I took my first ride.
- My body has entered a new era.
- I walked into the land of no return.
- I’ve attained adult achievement.
- Guess who’s no longer a kid.
- I finally got the taste of paradise.
- I did, you know what, for the first time.
- I crossed the threshold of innocence.
- I finally joined the team.
- I discovered the purpose of bed other than sleeping.
- I completed the final level of childhood.
- I’m in the game now.
- My gate has been opened wide.
- I made it past the velvet rope.
- Now I know the meaning of intimacy .
- My temple has been visited.
- I passed the adulting exam.
- I traded my training wheels for a sports car.
- I made my mattress jump for joy.
- I did it, and it was beyond amazing.
- My body collided with someone’s, in a good way.
- Now, I can get pregnancy scares.
- I showed my innocence, the door.
- I finally hit a home run.
- I visited the forbidden garden.
- I get what the fuss is for.
- I dove into the deep end.
- I joined the ranks of the unchaste.
- So this is what it feels to be a woman/man.
- To hell with my purity rings now.
- I sang rhythm tunes for the first time last night.
- I reached the climax of adulthood.
- I traded my innocence for experience.
- I finally played in the major leagues.
- I have broken the barriers of my innocence.
- Fire burnt on my bed last night, I loved it.
- I signed off on my innocence.
- Cheers to a new step to pleasure.
- I got my first taste of sweet, sweet freedom.
- I finally spread my wings and I enjoyed the ride.
- Count me out of the innocent ones.
- After so much waiting, I went all in.
- I had my grand debut in bed.
- I was reborn on my bed.
- Bye curiosity! I have now experience.
- I feel liberated, my flower has been deactivated.
- I can now understand the reproductive system better.
My V- card has now been used.
V- card is a slang or secret term referred to as “Virginity.” The V-card being used clearly means that you are no longer as innocent as you were.
Maybe you want to fill your friends in on your status, you can jokingly throw this phrase in to get the gist started.
Illustrations:
- I have something important to tell y’all, I’ve not only used my ATM card but now my V-card has now been used too.
- Don’t scream, my V-card has been used.
My purity days are over.
“Purity” is a term used to refer to innocence and is often attached to scenarios like not having had intercourse.
Your purity days being over is a light hearted manner of saying that you’ve lost your virginity.
Illustrations:
- My purity days are over and I have no regrets about it.
- I should say bye to my purity days because they are over.
I’m now a real woman/man.
“Real woman or man” in this context, means the season of being exposed to experience and knowledge of intimate acts.
It’s funny because of the insinuation of being a “real man” which is that it is achieved after a intimate encounter.
Illustrations:
- I’m now a real woman, I just hope that I never stop.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I did what grown people do which makes me a real man now.
I took my first ride.
“I took my first ride” is a funny way of saying that you lost your virginity because it means that you had a thrill or a rollercoaster of emotions when you became deflowered.
These examples will help you know how to include it in a sentence.
Illustrations:
- I took my first ride and I loved it.
It’s one heck of a first ride I took last night.
My body has entered a new era.
This phrase highlights the changes that occur in the human body as a result of being sexually active.
Saying that your body has entered “a new era” expresses that fact in a funny way.
Illustrations:
- After last night, I can boldly say that my body has entered a new era.
- I have to let you know that my body has entered a new era.
I walked into the land of no return.
Once a person loses his or her virginity there’s no chance of regaining or going back to the way things were.
“The land of no return” is a phrase that highlights the fact that losing one’s virginity is a permanent deed.
Illustrations:
- I walked into the land of no return, I don’t want to go back anyways.
- Did you go into the land of no return? Yes I did.
I’ve attained adult achievement.
When a person grows into a stage of maturity, that’s probably a great time to lose their virginity.
This playful expression refers to the act as “adult achievement” which is quite hilarious and suitable for a girls’ night out or slumber party gist.
Illustrations:
- I’ve attained adult achievement and it’s sweet.
- I’m privileged to have attained adult achievements in life.
Guess who’s no longer a kid.
Obviously being a “kid” isn’t just about not having experience intimately as it entails things above that which makes this statement sound ridiculous.
Having dinner with your close friends or preparing to watch Netflix with your best friend, you can let them know in this funny way.
Illustrations:
- I’ve been trying too hard to focus but I guess I’m no longer a kid.
- Guess who’s no longer a kid, me!
I finally got the taste of paradise.
One form of pleasure is having intercourse which this expression puts more emphasis on and uses as a base for humor.
Depending on how you speak with your friends, you can be more dramatic about it to make them fully get the message.
Illustrations:
- I tasted it. I finally got the taste of paradise.
- So this is what paradise tastes like, last night was amazing.
I did, you know what, for the first time.
“You know what” is a funny reference to having had your first encounter. You could also add a little gesture to illustrate what you’re speaking of.
It’s important that you make use of a good comic tone while delivering this expression.
Illustrations:
- Girl, I did, you know what, for the first time yesterday.
- I have something huge to tell you, I did, you know what, for the first time in my life.
I crossed the threshold of innocence.
‘I crossed the threshold of innocence’ is another funny way to say that you’ve lost your virginity especially when you’re speaking to someone quite close to you.
It means that you have broken the barriers of being a novice or lacking in experience when it comes to intercourse.
Illustrations:
- I crossed the threshold of innocence for sure.
- I think you should know that I have crossed the threshold of innocence.
I finally joined the team.
“The team” in this context, is of people that are not virgins and instead of being straight forward about it, you can make comedy out of it.
You have to sound excited in an exaggerated way to make the expression more silly.
Illustrations:
- Guess who finally joined the team.
- I left my old team and I joined the team of freedom.
I discovered the purpose of bed other than sleeping.
Finding another purpose of having a bed other than sleeping is a funny way to say that you’ve lost your virginity as it indicates that you can explore other activities on your bed that aren’t about sleeping or resting.
Illustrations:
- I discovered the purpose of bed other than sleeping and I think it’s way better.
- My bed now has more experience of me doing other things on it other than sleeping.
I completed the final level of childhood.
Another funny way of saying that you lost your virginity is through the phrase “I completed the final level of childhood.”
One would admit that sexual activities are necessary for kids or young children and that’s why it is referred to as the “final level.”
Illustrations:
- I am officially done with the final stage of childhood.
- Childhood has officially been over girlfriend.
I’m in the game now.
Referring to intimacy as a game is a funny way to say that you’ve lost your virginity since it implies that you had fun and you’re quite pleased with the idea.
The following examples will guide you on how it can be properly used.
Illustrations:
- I’m in the game now and I mean business.
- Well, I am in the game now so you can’t play me any more.
My gate has been opened wide.
My gate has been opened wide.”
Your body or “gate” was once closed to others, but now it has been “opened” for the first time. This is like saying someone was finally granted access.
Comparing the experience to something as grand as opening a gate to a palace—dramatic, but fitting for such an important moment.
Illustrations:
- My gate has been open wide and it’s accessible.
- My gate is now accessible because it has been open wide.
I made it past the velvet rope.
“Velvet rope” is a form of symbol that represents a higher status of life and considering velvet is reddish color (the breaking of the hymen).
It’s a hilarious way to tell your friends that you’ve gone from being on the outside to experiencing what’s on the other side.
Illustrations:
- I made it past the velvet rope and I’m skipping.
- The velvet rope has been left behind.
Now I know the meaning of intimacy.
“Now I know the meaning of intimacy” is another funny way to say that you’ve lost your virginity as it highlights that you’ve transitioned from hearing about intimacy to actually understanding it firsthand, with a playful nod to your new experience.
It’s funny since it makes it sound like you’ve unlocked some profound wisdom after one physical encounter, even though intimacy is something that deepens over time.
Illustrations:
- I thought I understood intimacy until now.
- I now understand what intimacy truly means.
My temple has been visited.
The “temple” refers to your body, which is likened to your first intimate experience to someone making a sacred pilgrimage.
It elevates the situation, making it sound like a spiritual or holy experience when in reality it’s just intercourse.
Illustrations:
- My temple has been visited for the very first time.
- My temple just welcomed someone for the first time.
I passed the adulting exam.
When breaking the news to someone that you’re quite close with, you can use a phrase like this.
The idea that losing your virginity is somehow an official rite of passage into adulthood, as though this is a test you’ve studied for which makes it hilarious.
Illustrations:
- I passed the adulting exams with flying colors.
- Now that I’ve passed the adulting exam, I can say I am now fully mature.
I traded my training wheels for a sports car.
This funny phrase compares innocence to training wheels and intercourse to driving a sports car, implying you’ve upgraded your life.
With this kind of exaggeration of your experience, it becomes a perfect fit for humor.
Illustrations:
- I trained my training wheels for a Lamborghini!.
- I went from training wheels to the main deal baby.
I made my mattress jump for joy.
“I made my mattress jump for joy” is also a funny way of saying that you’ve lost your virginity.
It creates humor around describing the physical activity in bed, in a way that seems as if even the mattress was excited about the event.
Illustrations:
- I made my mattress jump for joy, it thanked me.
- I made my mattress jump for joy for the first time.
I did it, and it was beyond amazing.
You can also brag about the news in a funny way using this statement.
You’ve just discovered something incredible that everyone already knows about so what better way to share the news.
Illustrations:
- I did it! It was mind blowing.
- My mind was mind blown when I did it last night.
My body collided with someone’s, in a good way.
This expression means that you and someone else shared a physical connection, making it sound like a playful or accidental crash.
You are turning the situation into the act of intimacy that sounds like an accidental bump that just happened to be enjoyable.
Illustrations:
- My body and his body had a collider.
- It hit each other, my body and his.
Now, I can get pregnancy scares.
Pregnancy scares can only be gotten when you begin to have intercourse which this phrase plays around.
It’s funny because it takes a lighthearted look at one of the serious consequences of intercourse.
Illustrations:
- Now, I can get pregnancy scares like an adult.
- I can now be scared if I’m pregnant or not.
I showed my innocence, the door.
Expressing that you’re kicking your innocence out, as though you’ve officially moved past it and are done with being naive.
This is a type of expression that you can jokingly say when having a chat with your friends.
Illustrations:
- I showed my innocence, the freaking door.
- The door has met my innocence.
I finally hit a home run.
A classic metaphor for intimacy, comparing the experience to baseball where you’ve successfully scored.
It’s a funny way of saying you’ve lost your virginity because it makes intercourse sound like a competitive sport where you’ve achieved something major.
Illustrations:
- I hit a home run, yes!
- I finally hit a home run with the guy.
I visited the forbidden garden.
When it comes to humor anything can be. a reference.
In this case, you’re referring to the biblical Garden of Eden, implying you’ve tasted the “forbidden fruit” of intimacy.
Illustrations:
- I visited the forbidden garden and I wasn’t banished.
- I visited the forbidden garden which has a forbidden fruit, I tasted it.
I get what all the fuss is for.
This implies you’ve finally understood why intercourse is such a big deal, hinting that it lives up to the hype.
The phrase interpretes intimacy like a movie or book everyone’s been raving about that you’ve finally gotten around to trying.
Illustrations:
- So this is what the whole fuss is about.
- All that you’ll fuss about on the bed, I did it recently.
I dove into the deep end.
“I dove into the deep end” is also another funny way of saying you got deflowered.
It highlights the extent at which you explored your first experience with intimacy by comparing the experience to a pool, where the “deep end” is where the real action happens.
Illustrations:
- When we went into his/her bedroom, I dove into the deep end.
I joined the ranks of the unchaste.
This phrase is more old school and almost a formal announcement that you’ve left behind your virginity and joined those who are s*xually active.
In this context, you’re using overly formal language to describe something modern.
Illustrations:
- I’m unchaste now, that’s the rank I’m in.
- I’m in the rank of the unchaste.
So this is what it feels to be a woman/man.
Like you haven’t been a man or woman all your life? It creates humor by implying that having intercourse is what finally makes you feel like a true adult.
I’m sure a few of your friends, if not all, are definitely going to laugh at this one.
Illustration:
- So this is what it feels to be a woman/man, oh! My goodness.
To hell with my purity ring now.
Purity rings are worn by some Christians to indicate that people would keep themselves pure until they get married.
Not caring about ‘purity rings’ shows that you’re no longer in the virgin fanbase.
Illustrations:
- To hell with my purity ring.
- I don’t even want to see my purity ring, it’s in the past.
I sang rhythm tunes for the first time last night.
Emphasis is laid on the rhythmic nature of intimacy, making it sound like a musical performance.
It jokingly implies that you “got into the groove.”
Illustrations:
- I had so much fun, I sang rhythm tunes for the first time last night.
I reached the climax of adulthood.
Also, “I reached the climax of adulthood” is a funny way of saying you lost your virginity which refers to both the climax and the pinnacle of adulthood.
It has a double meaning, blending intimacy with the concept of achieving adulthood.
Illustrations:
- I reached the climax of adulthood and I wish you understand.
- I have to tell you that I reached the climax of adulthood.
I traded my innocence for experience.
This expression is a straightforward, playful way of saying you’ve swapped your virginity for intercourse.
It’s funny because it sounds like an official transaction, like you’ve made a serious life trade.
Illustration:
- I traded my innocence, which I’m sick of, for experience and I didn’t regret it.
I finally played in the major leagues.
“I finally played in the major leagues” is a metaphoric statement that means that you’ve moved up from the minor leagues of inexperience to the “big leagues” of romantic activities.
It would be easier to use a phrase like this if your friends or whoever you’re telling are into sports.
Illustrations:
- I finally played in the major leagues, a thing that counts.
- I played with the big stuff!
I have broken the barriers of my innocence.
Describing intimacy as breaking through some invisible wall that was holding you back is a funny way to say you’ve been deflowered.
Illustrations:
- I have broken barriers of my innocence, how awesome.
My innocence has been infiltrated.
Fire burnt on my bed last night, I loved it.
The passion of intimacy is highlighted in this phrase as it is compared to actual fire, humorously implying your bed was the scene of intense heat.
Illustrations:
- Fire burnt on my bed last night, it was spectacular.
- I can’t hide that lovely fire burnt on my bed yesterday.
I signed off on my innocence.
For the sake of getting your loved ones to laugh when you break it to them, you can use a phrase like this.
It likens virginity to a contract that you’ve finally signed away, making it sound official.
Illustration:
- I signed off my innocence, I no longer need it.
Cheers to a new step to pleasure.
Toasting your transition into sexual experience, as though you’ve accomplished something worth celebrating could be considered as a funny gesture.
It is suitable for use when talking to your pals about a sensitive subject.
Illustrations:
- Cheers to a new step to pleasure, I’m going higher.
I got my first taste of sweet, sweet freedom.
This is funny since you’re referring to losing your virginity to gaining freedom, almost like you’ve been let out of a cage.
With this expression, you describe this newfound liberation, as if it’s a life-changing event.
Illustration:
- I got my first taste of sweet, sweet freedom.
I finally spread my wings and I enjoyed the ride.
Having intimacy for the first time does feel like flying for the first time, making it sound like a joyful, freeing experience.
Illustrations:
- I finally spread my wings and I enjoyed the ride from the beginning to the end.
- You should know that I spread my wings.
Count me out of the innocent ones.
You’re playfully stating that you no longer belong with the virgins, as though there’s a clear divide between the “innocent” and the “experienced.”
Share this phrase with your friends and see how they feel.
Illustrations:
- Count me out of the innocent ones, I’m far from it now.
After so much waiting, I went all in.
There’s always a period of waiting before the real act is done which this phrase creates humor out of.
The joke is created from treating intimacy like a game of poker, where you’ve decided to go “all in.”
Illustration:
- I went all in after I waited for almost a decade.
I had my grand debut in bed.
In addition, “I had my grand debut in bed” implies that losing your virginity is like a performance, making it sound like an official event.
Illustration:
- I had a grand debut in bed and it was wonderful.
I was reborn on my bed.
Being reborn on the bed is funny since it means that a new discovery (intercourse) has been experienced on the bed.
Illustrations:
- I was reborn on my bed, I’m a new person.
- I am so happy I was reborn on my bed.
Bye curiosity! I have experience now.
Since you’re no longer a virgin, there’s no point of being curious. You can jokingly let your close ones know and you’ll see how funny they think it is.
Illustrations:
- Bye curiosity, we can’t meet again.
- My experience has made me forget all about curiosity.
I feel liberated, my flower has been deactivated.
“Deflowered” is a term that means that a person has lost his or her virginity. It is expressed in a funny way as the use of the words ‘flowers has been deactivated.
Illustration:
- My flower has been deactivated and I am more than excited about it.
I can now understand the reproductive system better
The reproductive system entails all the sexual organs which is a subtle and funny way to announce that you’ve been deflowered since you now understand it better.
Illustration:
- I can now understand the reproductive system better, it’s a deep subject.
