Perhaps you want to express a personal opinion or perspective about a subject matter, one of the popular phrases to say is “I believe that …” Sometimes it can be used as an affirmation to someone else’s statement.
Well, I believe that regardless of the situation you find yourself in, being positive and vibrant is never wrong. This article provides you with 50 hilarious phrases to say that you believe a certain information.
With the right use of comic tone, gestures to accompany the phrases and taking notes through the examples within the article, on how to use it, being funny while expressing what you believe would be a piece of cake.
Funny Ways To Say “I Believe That”
The following are a list of funny ways to say that you believe that.
- In my humble but accurate opinion…
- According to my brain cells…
- I’m picking up what you’re putting down.
- I believe like a believer that…
- I’m on board with that train of thought.
- I’ve got a hunch, and it’s a good one.
- I’m in sync with that idea.
- I’m 99.9% sure… and I round up.
- You can bet your socks I do.
- My internal mind, body and spirit agrees.
- I’d put money on it, if I had any.
- I nod in agreement to that.
- I’m smelling what you’re stepping in.
- I think we’re barking up the same tree.
- I’m totally on the same wavelength.
- I’m feeling what you’re saying.
- It resonates with my core.
- I applaud the thought that…
- My Spidey-senses are tingling in agreement.
- “I’m tuned in on that.
- Consider my mind officially blown.
- I’m digging the idea that…
- That pleases my brain in all the right ways.
- I’m nodding like a bobblehead.
- I’m sold on it.
- You’ve got my vote on that one.
- That’s what I thought too.
- My mind thinks you’re onto something.
- I’d stake my reputation on it, if I had one.
- That’s definitely the hill I’ll die on.
- I’d shout that from the rooftops…
- It’s as clear as day, or at least clearer than my glasses.
- I’m with you like peanut butter on jelly.
- I would swear on my favorite pair of high heels.
- I knew you told me I’d agree with you today.
- That idea and I are BFFs now.
- You’re speaking my language.
- You’re speaking what I hear.
- That’s got more truth than science.
- I’d tattoo that on my brain if I could.
- I’m on that bandwagon with a megaphone.
- You’ve got me hooked, line, and sinker!
- I’m taking that dosage with you.
- Consider me converted.
- I lock that truth and throw the key away.
- I’m with you like glue on paper.
- Yes to that…
- That hits the nail on the head.
- I’m nodding so hard I might sprain my neck.
- I am certainly certain that…
In my humble but accurate opinion…
While trying to air out your opinion, you could start with a funny phrase like “n my humble but accurate opinion…” as it shows that you are pretending not to brag when in fact, you are.
Example:
- In my humble but accurate opinion, I believe that men aren’t as smart as women.
According to my brain cells…
This phrase highlights a funny message which is that your brains had to be consulted to be able to articulate the message.
It is like saying that your brain cells are a general fact finding space.
Example:
- According to my brain cells, I can say for a fact that there’s a turkey being roasted in the backyard.
I’m picking up what you’re putting down.
This is a figurative way to express that you’re catching the signals or understanding the message that a person is trying to send to you.
In a conversation with your buddies or colleagues at work you could use this phrase to raise a point that you believe.
Example:
- I’m picking up what you’re putting down, you want me to ask you out right?
I believe like a believer that…
The irony present in this phrase makes it an hilarious one. Believing a certain thing or fact with a broken heart shows a form of silliness and the lack of logic present in the fact going to be stated.
Example:
- I believe with all my broken heart that you still want me to be yours forever.
I’m on board with that train of thought.
“I’m on board with that train of thought” is a phrase that borrows a register used for a medium of transportation (train), making it funny when you want your opponent in a debate that you believe something contradictory.
Example:
- I’m on board with that train of thought and I don’t plan on getting down from it.
I’ve got a hunch, and it’s a good one.
Saying the type of hunch that you have is something to consider hilarious. Most times a hunch isn’t always seen as a basis to declare fact or a strong belief system which lightens the gravity of the situation.
Example:
- I’ve got a hunch, and it’s a good one, I think Maguire likes Jacob.
I’m in sync with that idea.
“I’m in sync with that idea” is another way to say that you believe in a certain ideology but this is put in a funny way as it implies that there’s a need for a “sync” or “melody.”
Example:
- I’m in sync with the idea of going to spend my vacation in Maldives this summer.
I’m 99.9% sure… and I round up.
Just so you know, 99.9 percent is no different from a hundred. In this context, it used to create humor by implying that it’s lesser but in the true sense, it isn’t.
Example:
- She left the house early, I’m 99.9% sure… and I rounded up.
You can bet your socks I do.
“You can bet your socks I do” is a funny way to say in a word banter or in a lighthearted argument with your friends at the bar, classroom or even at a mall.
Example:
- You can bet your socks I do believe that there’s no other person as great as Ronaldo.
My internal mind, body and spirit agrees.
Exaggeration is a great way to be funny which is highlighted in the phrase to mean that your entire being stands for or believes a certain truth.
Example:
- My internal mind, body and spirit agrees that she’s scamming him.
I’d put money on it, if I had any.
In the case of ‘would have,’ this is a funny statement to say that you believe something or someone. It’s hilarious to place a bet without having the means to.
Example:
- I’d put money on it, if I had any, but trust me if I did, I would have bet that she would turn down your request.
I nod in agreement to that.
This expression uses a gesture to make a funny version of saying “I believe that.” Obviously, you should be able to nod as well, when articulating this line if it is a physical conversation you’re having.
Example:
- When he said that grandma makes the best chicken pie, I nodded in agreement to that.
I’m smelling what you’re stepping in.
The silliness involved in this expression makes it lighthearted. Believing something or someone isn’t attached to smelling but in this case, it is used figuratively to express that you agree with someone else’s belief or thought.
Example:
- It’s not even a dog puppy and I’m smelling what you’re stepping in.
I think we’re barking up the same tree.
Your comic tone has been on point when you’re saying a funny phrase like this just so you can get the best out of it.
While texting your friend, you can send this message with a funny emoji to create laughter.
Example:
- I think we’re barking up the same tree, I feel you big time girl.
I’m totally on the same wavelength.
“I’m totally on the same wavelength” is a funny phrase that shows that agreeing or believing has to do with “wavelength” which is a light hearted way to state or begin a fact you agree with.
Example:
- I think that she’s lying about it. I’m totally on the same wavelength with you.
I’m feeling what you’re saying.
Maybe your friend is airing an opinion that you agree with and you want to jokingly say that you do, you could say that you’re feeling what she/he is saying, not to say that you can actually touch facts since they are abstract.
Example:
- Hmmm, she did come home late, I’m feeling what you’re saying.
It resonates with my core.
Saying that something or someone’s words resonate with your core is an exaggerated way of saying that you believe what is being uttered or stated.
Example:
- My core is resonating with every word that comes out of your mouth right now.
I applaud the thought that…
Also, “I applaud the thought that…” is a funny way to say that you believe a certain knowledge, as it uses the word “applaud” as it could mean that you’re praising it or raising the idea higher than it should be.
Example:
- (Clap your hands) I applaud the thought that there’s God and he’s faithful.
My Spidey-senses are tingling in agreement.
One of the qualities of Spiderman, Marvel’s fictional superhero, is the ability to detect what’s wrong as quickly as possible. Using that fact in this context lightheartedly makes fun of a belief system that you have.
Let’s see how it could fit into a context or scenario.
Example:
- My Spidey-senses are tingling in agreement with your words despite the fact that you’re drunk as hell.
I’m tuned in on that.
When someone says that they are tuned to something, it’s usually a radio but for the sake of humor, it is brought into the context of establishing facts which makes the situation absurd and funny.
Example:
- I like where this is going, I’m tuned in on that.
Consider my mind officially blown.
Maybe you’re about to say that you’re shocked to discover something you believe to be true, you can joke about it by saying it this way.
The use of the word “official” is used in an ironic way to mean it’s informal.
Example:
- When I saw that she had a red velvet shoe, I considered my mind officially blown.
I’m digging the idea that…
“Digging the idea” means to like an idea or to agree with an idea which is fit for an informal setting, for example, a Saturday night out with your friends or while arguing at home with your friends.
Example:
- I’m digging the idea that she’s just a funny person.
That pleases my brain in all the right ways.
“That pleases my brain in all the right ways” is another funny phrase that means that there’s a pleasure that happens to the brain just by the thought or starting of an idea.
Example:
- Hearing you say that, pleases my brain in all the right ways.
- It pleases my brain in all the right ways to say that she’s indeed married.
I’m nodding like a bobblehead.
If you’ve seen a bobblehead, you’ll know that it’s a doll that constantly has its head nodding profusely.
It’s a funny way of saying that you agree one hundred percent with an idea.
Example:
- I nod like a bobblehead anytime I hear that thatTrump will make a great President.
I’m sold on it.
It’s not a house or a car or any other thing that’s sellable, yet it is referred to as being “sold.”
This is an hilarious way to say “I believe that” and would be great to start a tweet about something you believe in.
Example:
- I’m sold on the idea that there’s no way that rich people will run out of money.
You’ve got my vote on that one.
“Vote” is a register used mostly when it comes to elections or appointing a new leader, in this case it used to mean that you count yourself among people that think a certain way.
Example:
- You’ve got my vote on that one because I do believe that we need more icing on this cake.
That’s what I thought too.
A funny way to say that you agree with your girlfriend or family member in a conversation is by saying “that’s what I thought to.”
Saying it with a high pitched voice would help in getting the humor into it.
Example:
- That’s what I thought too, we are twins in the mind.
My mind thinks you’re onto something.
If you’re looking for a figurative and a funny way to say that you believe a certain knowledge, you can use the phrase, “my mind thinks you’re onto something” since it gives the attribute of agreement to your “mind.”
Example:
- I see that you’re speaking my language, my mind thinks you’re onto something.
I’d stake my reputation on it, if I had one.
This is a diss at oneself and also a humorous way to declare that you believe in something.
Through the example below, you’ll be able to see how to add it into a sentence.
Example:
- Jeremiah was not the robber. I’d stake my reputation on it, if I had one.
That’s definitely the hill I’ll die on.
“Dying on a hill” is a deeper way of saying that you’re bent on believing a certain knowledge and there’s no doubt in your mind.
It’s certain you’ll have people laugh when you say you believe something using this phrase.
Example:
- I’ll die on the hill that states that there’s no child support for a woman.
I’d shout that from the rooftops…
If you want to confess your feelings to a girl you like by stating what you believe in your heart, a phrase like this could come in handy, as it means that you’re proud to speak your truth.
Example:
- I’d shout from the rooftop that I love you Jessica.
It’s as clear as day, or at least clearer than my glasses.
“It’s as clear as day, or at least clearer than my glasses” is a funny phrase that creates an image to interpret that a fact is obvious and should be common knowledge.
Example:
- It’s as clear as day, or at least clearer than my glasses that we are about to have so much fun.
I’m with you like peanut butter on jelly.
“I’m with you like peanut butter on jelly” is a phrase that uses symbols to translate that you’re in total agreement with a certain ideology.
Texting this phrase to your friends would certainly make them laugh.
Example:
- Yes, there’s no sugar in the tea.I’m with you like peanut butter on jelly.
I would swear on my favorite pair of high heels.
This would be a statement best suitable for a girl who’s into shoes or fashion as they would understand in a joking way that you truly are a believer of someone or something.
Example:
- I would swear on my favorite pair of high heels that there’s no other person that likes pickle juice.
I knew you told me I’d agree with you today.
There’s always humor with setting up real or even fake scenarios just to make a point which this phrase uses to make a funny version of the phrase “I believe that.”
Example:
- I knew you told me I’d agree with you today but I didn’t believe that I actually would.
That idea and I are BFFs now.
BFF meaning ( Best Friends Forever) is used to mean that you and your beliefs have become too fond of each other and you consider it as something you’re in a relationship with which is just ridiculous.
Example:
- The idea that there is anything that is impossible for God, is now my BFF.
You’re speaking my language.
“You’re speaking my language” needless to say that you’re saying something that I agree with. When conversing with someone, you can use this joke even in a formal setting to lighten up the mood.
Example:
- Whenever you talk about how beautiful the girl is you begin to speak my language.
You’re speaking what I hear.
This is a funny statement as it means that you are only receptive to a truth that you are about to state.
This example shows you how to include it in a sentence.
Example:
- You’re speaking what I hear when you’re talking about noodles being the best food ever.
That’s got more truth than the science.
Science is a symbol used to mostly represent facts, and to say that whatever you believe is more authentic than science a funny use of hyperbole.
Example:
- The way she narrated the event got more truth than science.
I’d tattoo that on my brain if I could.
“I’d tattoo that on my brain if I could” means that there’s a permanence to what you believe. Rather than saying that “you strongly believe,” you can choose to say it in this funny manner.
Example:
- I would tattoo that on my brain if I could see that there’s a lot of hot sauce in this meal.
I’m on that bandwagon with a megaphone.
This lighthearted expression means that you’re boldly declaring it by using a “bandwagon with a megaphone.”
It makes the situation playful and can be used in any informal setting.
Example:
- I’m on that bandwagon with a megaphone stating that she’s now my wife.
You’ve got me hooked, line, and sinker!
“You’ve got me hooked, line, and sinker” is an expression that means that a person is glued and fully identifies with a knowledge.
See how this illustration puts it into action.
Example:
- Wow! You’ve got me hooked, line, and sinker when you say that there’s a chicken in the fridge.
I’m taking that dosage with you.
If you’re taking “a dose” with someone and it’s the same, chances are that you have something in common.
It’s an indirect yet playful way to say the phrase “I believe that.”
Example:
- I’m taking that dosage with you, there’s no such thing as aliens.
Consider me converted.
When saying a phrase like this, a good comic tone would go a long way. You also have to be relaxed about it so that you don’t sound too serious which could ruin the fun in it.
Example:
- Consider me converted to the belief that there’s no person on earth that can not fly.
I lock that truth and throw the key away.
Maybe you’re about to state a fact about something that you can never change your mind about when conversing with your close friend or family member, this would be a funny way to begin the sentence.
Example:
- I lock that truth and throw the key away so that I don’t have to change my mind, there’s a ghost in this house.
I’m with you like glue on paper.
When glue is on paper, it is certain that there’s no separation anytime soon, which is the same for saying that you believe a certain person or thing, the only difference is that it is a funny way of saying it.
Example:
- I’m with you like glue on paper, it’s not true that she made that mess.
Yes to that…
This is a dramatic and hilarious way to say that you believe someone and you are not ashamed to acknowledge it.
Below is how it is put to use so that you can adopt it yourself.
Example:
- He said that he saw the house empty. Yes to that.
That hits the nail on the head.
“That hits the nail on the head” is an idiomatic expression to mean that the truth or fact was said or spoken well.
Perhaps you have an essay to write and you want to throw in a little humor about something you believe, this would be a good fit for that.
Example:
- Trust me, that hits the nail on the head big time.
I’m nodding so hard I might sprain my neck.
Have you ever nodded your head so much that you sprained your neck? It must have been that you agreed to something so much.
Even though there’s a slim chance of that happening, it still proves that you are trying to be funny about it.
Example:
- I’m nodding so hard I might sprain my neck because I know that the money had no true value.
I am certainly certain that…
Using the word “certainly” as an adverb to the verb “certain” makes it a funny way to say that you firmly believe someone or something.
See how it is being used in the sentence below.
Example:
- I am certain about the fact that there is a blueberry flavored ice-cream.