We meet people everybody- acquaintances, colleagues, families, and strangers. And one of the ways to relate with them is through conversations.
If you meet someone for the first time, certain conversation starters can get you two along.
In this article, we’ll be taking you through things to say to someone you just met. However, in this case, they’re funny lines to get them to laugh and enjoy their time with you.
From teasing and complimenting them to asking ridiculous questions, these lines are just what you need to make someone’s day.
50 Funny Things to Say to Someone You Just Met
- You’re pretty, but not as pretty as me
- It’s nice to meet you, it’ll also be nice if we met like this in heaven
- Being with you is more exciting than painting my nails
- What prison did you serve in? You look familiar
- I love your smile, it’s quite charming like your outfit
- I’m glad I tripped over your dog, it led me to you
- You took my breath as you walked in and I’m glad you’d be my death
- Are you sweatpants? I’m sure comfortable with you
- I love your kind of beauty- very straight to the point, no confusion
- Have we met somewhere before? I can bet you look like the sister I never had
- How come you’re this beautiful? Tell me, what magazine cover did you step out from?
- Hi, I’m glad there are brown cows. If not, where would chocolate milk come from?
- I have a quick question for you. “If the market is stocked well, does it become the stock market?
- Now that you’ve met me, would you choose a box of pizza over me?
- Are you more of a cat or dog or me person?
- What do you do in your free time apart from being beautiful?
- Tell me something weird about yourself that people don’t find weird
- What made you smile today apart from me?
- What do you love to read apart from my face?
- What’s your favorite thing about me?
- I love your earrings, they’re hot
- Your smile stood out in the crowd and pulled me to you
- I was lured by your dazzling attire, it dragged me here
- God must have rested for a week before he took his time and energy to create you
- Where’s your mama, I need to greet her for birthing you
- You smell nice, like barbecued stir-fried sauce
- I’ve heard so many things about you but now I can’t remember any
- Where did you learn to smile like that, you must teach me
- Did you leave the house before coming?
- You look so pretty as your shoes
- I love the way you eat like you’re aware the food is going nowhere
- Why do you smile like you’re trying to guess what the smile is for?
- How do you see the weather? Hotter than me?
- What does Monday mean to you?
- I love your seat, it’s cute
- Hello, I’m Mark from Mars you, and you?
- You shake hands very well, I should score you a 9/10
- Did you bathe in rosemary? That’s my favorite smell
- You have a great taste in meeting new people
- You know, you’re almost as beautiful as my cat
- You’re wonderful, almost as wonderful as cheesecake
- You’re more fun than a puzzle
- How was the traffic on your way here? I’m sure it multiplied
- I’m glad I met you, if not I’d have lost my way to your heart
- Why do you smell like you just came out of the kitchen? Did you bathe in there?
- What’s that pleasure that makes you guilty?
- Who’s your favorite celebrity apart from me?
- Before leaving your house, did you dream of meeting your prince charming?
- I love your sense of humor, it’s out of this world
- It’s nice meeting you, but I don’t look forward to meeting you again
You’re pretty, but not as pretty as me
Complimenting someone you’re just meeting is one of the perfect ways to start a conversation with them. You could compliment their outfit- clothes, hair, accessories, you could praise their meal, action, or just anything you find impressive.
So, one of the funny ways to compliment someone you just met is by saying they’re pretty but not as pretty as you. This statement will certainly leave them in laughter.
It’s nice to meet you, it’ll also be nice if we met like this in heaven
This one is another amusing thing to say to someone you just met. Telling them you’d like to meet them in heaven suggests that you’d like to see them again. Also, it’s a silly way to urge to live a good life.
Being with you is more exciting than painting my nails
Here’s a beautiful and hilarious thing to say after a date with someone you just met.
It appreciates their company, indicating that you enjoyed it. The comparison with painting your nails makes it funnier
What prison did you serve in? You look familiar
This one is a crazy question to ask someone you just met. It’s a funny way of suggesting that they look familiar. Moreover, you can tease them with this question even though you’re sure you’ve never met them before.
I love your smile, it’s quite charming like your outfit
Here’s a beautiful compliment for someone you just met. It’s a great way to praise their smile and their outfits. The charming words should make them smile more.
I’m glad I tripped over your dog, it led me to you
Imagine telling someone you just met this statement, but they don’t have a dog. It’s a hilarious line you can use to flirt.
You took my breath as you walked in and I’m glad you’d be my death
Here’s a cheesy pickup line for some amusing reaction.
Are you sweatpants? I’m sure comfortable with you
This one will work well after you’ve had some conversation with the person. Whether it’s a date, a social gathering, or some random meet-up, you can ask this ridiculous question to indicate that you’re enjoying their company.
I love your kind of beauty- very straight to the point, no confusion
Here’s another interesting thing to say to commend someone you just met. This statement means that it’s very clear that they’re very pretty.
Have we met somewhere before? I can bet you look like the sister I never had
Here’s another funny first thing to say to someone you just met. They’d know you’re pulling their legs after they hear it.
How come you’re this beautiful? Tell me, what magazine cover did you step out from?
If you want to get them to smile and blush in embarrassment, ask someone you just met this question to appreciate their beauty.
Hi, I’m glad there are brown cows. If not, where would chocolate milk come from?
This one is the most random and absurd thing to say to someone you just met. Imagine walking up to a random stranger or introducing yourself at a social gathering with this statement.
People will wonder if you’re okay.
I have a quick question for you. “If the market is stocked well, does it become the stock market?
This one is another random question to pop to a random person for some comic relief. You can also stylishly drop the question while conversing with someone and watch them get confused.
Now that you’ve met me, would you choose a box of pizza over me?
A silly question to ask someone you just met to tease them; if they’re ready for some flirting and have a good sense of humor, they should come up with a comic answer.
Are you more of a cat or dog or me person?
This question is one of the common conversation starters for someone you just met. However, a little bit of flair adds humor.
What do you do in your free time apart from being beautiful?
Another cute and silly question to get someone you just met laughing. The slight exaggeration means that they’re very beautiful.
Tell me something weird about yourself that people don’t find weird
This is one of the most interesting and deep questions to ask someone you just met. They should enjoy sharing their thoughts.
What made you smile today apart from me?
Another catchy line to use on someone you just met. This self-praising question will work during a conversation or at the end of a conversation.
What do you love to read apart from my face?
Another way to joke with someone you just met is with this comical line that assumes they like you. It’ll work to tease and flirt with them.
What’s your favorite thing about me?
Asking someone you just met what’s their favorite thing about you is going to elicit a funny response. Except you’re so charming or a celebrity, they won’t have any answer for you, probably a sarcastic laughter.
I love your earrings, they’re hot
“I love your earrings; they’re hot” is another hilarious, flattering remark to leave with someone you just met. It shows you admire their earrings.
Your smile stood out in the crowd and pulled me to you
Another laughable but cute way to flirt with someone you just met is with this beautiful statement. It compliments their smile figuratively, giving them a vivid illustration.
I was lured by your dazzling attire, it dragged me here
Here’s another funny and silly way to praise and tease someone you just met. The exaggerating adds a touch of humor they’ll enjoy.
God must have rested for a week before he took his time and energy to create you
This one is another beautiful exaggeration that’ll cause great comic relief. It’s a funny compliment that’ll melt anyone’s heart.
Where’s your mama, I need to greet her for birthing you
This old line is another catchy one to say to someone you just met. The fact that you’re telling someone you just met that you want to see their mother is laughable.
You smell nice, like barbecued stir-fried sauce
Again, if you want to compliment someone you just met, adding some ridiculous but creative line is the best way to get their attention. This one is a silly way to say they smell nice while stating that you like barbecue sauce.
I’ve heard so many things about you but now I can’t remember any
The fact that you sound like you’re about to flatter them makes this statement super ridiculous. Telling someone you just met this one will certainly cause them to chuckle.
Where did you learn to smile like that, you must teach me
Here’s another exciting line to use to compliment someone. It’ll work for someone you just met, showing that you love their smile.
Did you leave the house before coming?
This one is the perfect absurd question to ask someone you just met. The fun here is that they’re likely not going to understand at first.
You look so pretty as your shoes
Another way to joke with someone you just met is with this comical comparison. It compliments them and their shoes.
I love the way you eat like you’re aware the food is going nowhere
Here’s a passing remark to make while you both eat. Ensure you use a light and playful tone so they get the joke.
Why do you smile like you’re trying to guess what the smile is for?
An amusing question to keep your listener wondering what you mean.
How do you see the weather? Hotter than me?
One of the conversations to have with someone on the first meeting is the weather. So, asking them about the weather is no strange question. However, the last question about if the weather is hotter than you should elicit a comical comeback.
What does Monday mean to you?
Another good question for a first meeting. It’s an interesting question if they work.
I love your seat, it’s cute
“I love your seat, it’s cute” is another crazy thing to say to someone. The fun in this one is that the listener might likely think you’re referring to them at first before it clicks.
Hello, I’m Mark from Mars you, and you?
Another ridiculous way to introduce yourself to someone you just met. Someone with a good sense of humor would probably respond with, “I’m Shane from Saturn.”
You shake hands very well, I should score you a 9/10
Another flattering remark to leave with someone you just met is to comment on their handshake. They won’t see this one coming after shaking hands with you.
Did you bathe in rosemary? That’s my favorite smell
Another good line to use with someone to comment on their smell. It’s a laughable way to state that you love their smell.
You have a great taste in meeting new people
The funny part about this statement is that the listener might likely wonder whom you’re referring to. Of course, it’s a subtle way to state that you are a great person.
You know, you’re almost as beautiful as my cat
Another interesting way to comment on someone’s look on your first meeting is with this crazy comparison with your cat. Use a teasing tone to appease their sense of humor.
You’re wonderful, almost as wonderful as cheesecake
Another funny way to appreciate someone you just met is with this funny comparison with a cheesecake. It tells them you love cheesecake.
You’re more fun than a puzzle
“You’re more fun than a puzzle,” tells the person that you find them interesting.
How was the traffic on your way here? I’m sure it multiplied
Another catchy and witty line to use to compliment someone you just met is this one about traffic. However, the joke here is that it can be interpreted in different ways.
I’m glad I met you, if not I’d have lost my way to your heart
A fantastic and creative way to get the attention of someone you like. Drop this line on someone you just met for a laughable reaction.
Why do you smell like you just came out of the kitchen? Did you bathe in there?
This question is a silly way to say they smell like food. Not everyone will find this funny though.
What’s that pleasure that makes you guilty?
This one is the usual question about their guilty pleasure. But, phrasing it this way makes it more interesting.
Who’s your favorite celebrity apart from me?
A funny way to call yourself a celebrity. Try this one with someone you just met for a comical response.
Before leaving your house, did you dream of meeting your prince charming?
As a man, you should ask a lady you’re just meeting this question to suggest you’re the prince charming.
I love your sense of humor, it’s out of this world
Here’s a funny way to compliment someone’s sense of humor. Telling this to someone you just met should get them to smile.
It’s nice meeting you, but I don’t look forward to meeting you again
A funny way to tease someone after spending some time with them.
