Do you know a new driver? Did your friend just get their driving license?
Now, it’s the time to say congratulations and give them lots of advice and some roasts on the side.
As they prepare to hit the road sooner or later, there are lots of things to say to them to boost their morale and increase their excitement
Don’t know the right words to say? You don’t have to worry.
In this article, I’ll be providing you with funny things to say to a new driver. Whether you want to congratulate them or tease them, you’ll find a list of hilarious sayings that will be helpful.
50 Funny Things to Say to a New Driver
Below are 50 amusing things you can say to a new driver:
- Congratulations on passing the test, but be prepared for more tests the road will bring
- Congratulations on stepping onto the road of uncertainty
- Now you have passed the driving test, I hope you’re prepared for the true test of patience
- At least you’ll get to see what others see on the road
- Congratulations, you’re free to get lost on the map but never lost in thought
- Cheers to passing your driving test. Remember to always drive safely as your life depends on it, which it does
- Welcome to the road, remember to always treat it like an egg
- Be sure to be louder when on a cussing spree with other drivers
- Remember it’s not how fast you drive but how smart
- Always remember to carry a shovel, you might need it to clear the road
- Before you think about clearing the road, make sure you clear your head first
- Remember to always drive like you carry buckets of water on the roof of your car that must not spill
- Do you want to know the secret of driving safely? Make keeping the car free from scratch a priority
- You can only discover the secrets on the road if you drive slowly
- Remember never to panic when you hit the wrong way, just take it as exploring new paths
- You’ve officially graduated into the school of trials and temptations
- You’re a living testimony that determination eventually hits the gas pedal
- Congratulations on giving it a run for your money
- A patient dog might get the fattest bone, but a patient driver always returns home
- Great! Now we have more bloody drivers on the road…sorry, congratulations
- Great! You’re about to witness the real test of time
- Now because of you, the road will never remain the same again
- Great! I hope the general public has been warned.
- Please inform the world that a new driver is about to hit the road
- Let’s go and clear the traffic before you hit the gas
- You might have earned a license, but our eyes are still on you
- Wow! Have you got your license? Well, we now know your instructors have a large sense of humor
- Fasten your seat belt dear, the world doesn’t care if you’re new
- Don’t get too excited! The world isn’t patient with your spectacular driving skills
- Welcome onboard! We’re going to see how many people you can terrify in a day
- Congratulations on passing your test, but you’re not going to borrow my car
- Now that you’ve got your license, let’s talk about my car that has never been lent out
- I’m happy you passed your test, but the answer is “No!”
- You passed! Such great news. But, have you priced a car yet, maybe a bike?
- I’m happy you’ve gotten your license, now we will be getting free rides to work
- Well done for passing the test, but I hope you know friends get free rides twice a week.
- That’s a big one. When are you getting your car so I can borrow it?
- Congratulations. Can you come pick me up at the bar, I’m sort of stranded
- Congratulations champ! I love to listen to R&B every Monday morning, please take note
- Welcome to spending thousands of dollars on fuel and insurance
- I’m happy you’re now a driver, but what will you be driving?
- I hope you’re aware you are allowed to only drive your car and not drive me crazy
- Congratulations on getting licensed to drive the girls crazy
- Congratulations! Your father’s hard work paved the way
- I’m happy for you, but slightly worried about the general public
- It’s a good thing. Now I don’t have to worry about paying transport fare
- Now that you’re a driver, I’d have to keep my car far away from you
- Let’s hope you don’t send your soul to hell on the first day
- Congratulations, I hope to see the result of your money soon
- We are all happy for you, but I’m more concerned about the new car your father gave you
Congratulations on passing the test, but be prepared for more tests the road will bring
A funny thing to say to a new driver is to prepare their mind for the numerous challenges on the road.
Congratulations on stepping onto the road of uncertainty
“Congratulations on stepping onto the road of uncertainty” is another funny way to warn a new driver to prepare for the challenges the road will bring.
Now you have passed the driving test, I hope you’re prepared for the true test of patience
A new driver needs to know the importance of being patient when driving. This statement hilariously passes the message.
At least you’ll get to see what others see on the road
It is a funny way to inform the driver of the downsides of using the road as a driver.
Congratulations, you’re free to get lost on the map but never lost in thought
Here’s another interesting way to commend a driver while advising on the importance of concentrating while driving.
Cheers to passing your driving test. Remember to always drive safely as your life depends on it, which it does
Another comedic saying that aptly addresses the need to drive safely. Reminding them that their life depends on it should sink.
Welcome to the road, remember to always treat it like an egg
Here’s a simple way to welcome a new driver and instruct them on safe driving.
Be sure to be louder when on a cussing spree with other drivers
“Be sure to be louder when on a cussing spree with other drivers” is a funny piece of advice that shows them how to deal with fellow road users.
Remember it’s not how fast you drive but how smart
A straightforward message to leave with a new driver; it stresses safe driving.
Always remember to carry a shovel, you might need it to clear the road
Here’s another amusing way to welcome a new driver. It paints a vivid image of what they’d get on the road.
Before you think about clearing the road, make sure you clear your head first
Another perfect way to drive home the need to drive with concentration; this statement will work well for a new driver.
Remember to always drive like you carry buckets of water on the roof of your car that must not spill
Here’s a hilarious comparison that vividly paints a picture for guidance. It’ll give a new driver an image of what safe driving entails.
Do you want to know the secret of driving safely? Make keeping the car free from scratch a priority
This one is another ludicrous way to advise new drivers about driving safely. Although this secret implies that the car is more important than their lives, it still drives home the point of safe driving.
You can only discover the secrets on the road if you drive slowly
Another fun way to converse with a new driver. It hits on the need to drive slowly and not at top speed.
Remember never to panic when you hit the wrong way, just take it as exploring new paths
It can be quite common with new drivers and learners to panic when they get things wrong. So, this statement warns against panicking playfully.
You’ve officially graduated into the school of trials and temptations
Another funny message to leave with a new driver. It prepares their mind for the challenges ahead.
You’re a living testimony that determination eventually hits the gas pedal
Here’s a beautiful and creative way to applaud a new driver. The use of the figurative language adds fun.
Congratulations on giving it a run for your money
Another beautiful way to congratulate a new driver is to incorporate an idiomatic phrase that captures their success.
A patient dog might get the fattest bone, but a patient driver always returns home
This is another silly yet powerful comparison that states the need to drive carefully, stressing patience as the keyword.
Great! Now we have more bloody drivers on the road…sorry, congratulations
An amusing way to commend your friend who just finished driving school. It should incite a hilarious response from them.
Great! You’re about to witness the real test of time
“Great! You’re about to witness the real test of time” is another message that underlines the challenges that come with driving. A playful way to ask them to be ready.
Now because of you, the road will never remain the same again
Here’s another silly thing to say to a new driver. It’ll work for your friend who’ll appreciate the joke in it.
Great! I hope the general public has been warned
Here’s another joke to throw at a friend who just got their driving license. It suggests that they might bring disaster to the road.
Please inform the world that a new driver is about to hit the road
Another funny thing to say to a new driver, particularly a friend who’ll appreciate the humor. It suggests that the world needs to be informed beforehand in case a catastrophe occurs.
Let’s go and clear the traffic before you hit the gas
Another comical statement to make to a friend who just learned to drive. They won’t miss your silly assumption.
You might have earned a license, but our eyes are still on you
Here’s another interesting thing to say to a friend who just learned to drive. It tells them plainly that you don’t trust them yet.
Wow! Have you got your license? Well, we now know your instructors have a large sense of humor
A playful way to tease someone who just learned to drive that you don’t trust their driving skills.
Fasten your seat belt dear, the world doesn’t care if you’re new
Here’s a funny but important message to leave with a new driver. It warns them to deal with excitement quickly and embrace safety rules immediately.
Don’t get too excited! The world isn’t patient with your spectacular driving skills
Another amusing way to drive home the message of being a careful driver and not be interested in showing skills as a new driver.
Welcome onboard! We’re going to see how many people you can terrify in a day
A funny thing to say to a friend you know would be a terrific and crazy driver.
Congratulations on passing your test, but you’re not going to borrow my car
One of the amusing things to say to a new driver is to congratulate them and warn them about borrowing your car.
Now that you’ve got your license, let’s talk about my car that has never been lent out
Another interesting and straightforward way to warn your new driver friend that you won’t give them your car.
I’m happy you passed your test, but the answer is “No!”
Here’s an alarming way to applaud a new driver. It indicates that you care more about them borrowing your car. If they’re your friend, I bet the message will hit squarely.
You passed! Such great news. But, have you priced a car yet, maybe a bike?
Here’s another interesting thing to say to a new driver. It’ll be more appropriate with someone you know, as it shows you’re more bothered about them owning their ride, probably because you don’t want them to borrow yours.
I’m happy you’ve gotten your license, now we will be getting free rides to work
Another silly thing to say to a new driver. It smartly informs them that they’d be your new ride.
Well done for passing the test, but I hope you know friends get free rides twice a week.
Here’s another smart thing to say to your new driver friend to inform them that they’ll be driving you.
That’s a big one. When are you getting your car so I can borrow it?
Your friend should probably shake their head at your goofiness. This one shows that you’re more concerned about borrowing a car they’re yet to have.
Congratulations. Can you come pick me up at the bar, I’m sort of stranded
A new driver who just informed you should find this request absurd and funny.
Congratulations champ! I love to listen to R&B every Monday morning, please take note
Here’s another funny way to inform a new driver that you’ll be riding with them. Moreover, stating your choice of music should cause an amusing reaction.
Welcome to spending thousands of dollars on fuel and insurance
A bland way to congratulate a new driver, asking them to prepare for the expenses that come with owning their car.
I’m happy you’re now a driver, but what will you be driving?
A hilarious question to ask a friend who just got a driver’s license but is yet to have a car.
I hope you’re aware you are allowed to only drive your car and not drive me crazy
Another silly thing to say to your friend who just got their driving license. They should shake their head in laughter at this statement.
Congratulations on getting licensed to drive the girls crazy
This one will work for that friend or colleague who loves girls and parties.
Congratulations! Your father’s hard work paved the way
A funny way to applaud a friend who just got a driving license. Ensure you use this one with someone who’d get the joke.
I’m happy for you, but slightly worried about the general public
Another hilarious way to suggest that you’re worried about their driving skills; a new driver should feel roasted.
It’s a good thing. Now I don’t have to worry about spending on on transport fare
Another smart way to let a new driver know that they’ll be your driver too.
Now that you’re a driver, I’d have to keep my car far away from you
Here’s another smart and interesting way to warn someone who just got their driving license about borrowing your car.
Let’s hope you don’t send your soul to hell on the first day
A silly thing to say to indicate your skepticism about a new driver.
Congratulations, I hope to see the result of your money soon
This one is an interesting way to commend a new driver and also state that you’d like to see their driving skills.
We are all happy for you, but I’m more concerned about the new car your father gave you
Another interesting statement that playfully captures your worry about their driving skill.
