Nothing makes a lasting impression like a kiss.
One way to break the awkwardness after a kiss is by saying something funny right away to ease the mood and maybe even make both of you laugh.
Don’t overthink it, though. We’ve put together 50 hilarious things you can say after a kiss, along with tips on when to use them.
Key Takeaways
- The goal is to avoid awkwardness or ease the mood if the kiss came unexpectedly or something weird happened.
- To leave a good impression, try asking a funny question that will require the person to also say something.
- You can ask the person “Do you want a breath mint?” or “Let’s do it again, but just with teeth”
- Some of these lines might sound like the “worst things to say” after a kiss, but that’s what makes them funny and appealing.
A lot of people can relate to the awkwardness of a first kiss, especially when it happens unexpectedly. Sometimes, it just happens at the wrong moment and things feel a bit off.
Even if the kiss went well, you don’t want to just sit there in silence afterward. Saying something funny can help ease the awkwardness and add more meaning to the moment.
List of the Best Funny Things to Say After a Kiss
- Do you want a breath mint?
- Let’s do it again, but just with teeth
- Sis, why are you so good at this?
- At least, it didn’t start with an ill timed headbutt.
- Why is there so much blood?
- I don’t know what it is. But when I kiss you, it’s like I’m kissing my brother.
- How was I? I’ve been practising with my dog.
- I just came in my pants.
- You taste different when you’re awake!
- Mmmm… just like Mommy.
- Your lips are softer when you’re sleeping.
- That was unexpected. Do I need to call 911?
- Was that a kiss or a secret handshake?
- Do we need to file that under ‘important life decisions’?
- Just so you know, my lips aren’t always that friendly.
- Is this how we start our own rom-com?
- Now, what’s the next step?
- Just like those romance movies, hun?
- I hope you have a kissing licence!
- If kissing is a test, then maybe you aced it.
- Is this a preview to something more?
- So, do I get extra points for that?
- Are we officially in a romantic comedy now?
- I didn’t see this one coming.
- Whatever you’re about to say, just be nice.
- I hope that was a practice round because I’m ready for round two.
- Your first time?
- That was more intense than being on a rollercoaster.
- Now you have something interesting to write in your diary.
- Does that mean I get to take you to dinner now?
- I think I just unlocked a new level of charm.
- What last did you have if it was this good?
- Do we kiss again or is that it?
- My lips are still tingling!
- You liked that as much as I did?
- Do we shake hands now?
- That was my cardio for the day.
- Should I send you the bill?
- Was that part of the deal?
- So… is this a thing now?
- That just made my day.
- I’m keeping this memory forever!
- I think I forgot how to breathe.
- I could get used to that.
- Well, we nailed it.
- Let’s do that again sometime!
- My lips are officially happy.
- So, what now?
- That deserves a high five.
- I think we just made magic.
You will notice that some of these suggestions are best suited if it’s the guy responding after a kiss, while for some other phrases, it’s the other way around.
The suggestion you use also depends on how you feel about the kiss and the message you want to pass across.
So keep reading to know the different situations where these different suggestions work best.
1. Do you want a breath mint?
Our top recommendation on the best funny things to say after a kiss begins with this popular classic, “Do you want a breath mint?” Works like charm.
2. Let’s do it again, but just with teeth
Even the thought of kissing with teeth alone is disgustingly hilarious and will surely spur a loud laughter.
3. Sis, why are you so good at this?
You can make a light joke by flattering her kissing skills. This hilarious comment works for all first-time-kiss situations.
4. At least, it didn’t start with an ill-timed headbutt
Nobody wants an ill-timed headbutt during a first kiss. Bringing this up to lighten the mood after a kiss will surely work.
5. Why is there so much blood?
Sometimes, the funniest things are the ones that sound weirdest. Watch them tasting their own lips for blood.
6. I don’t know what it is. But when I kiss you, it’s like I’m kissing my brother
The kiss has nothing to do with any romantic feeling? No problem. Use this one to keep things as casual as Thursday lunch.
7. How was I? I’ve been practising with my dog
In what would strike as a total lie (or maybe not), you can always cause someone who just kissed to laugh out loud when you tell them this immediately after.
8. I just came in my pants
“I just came in my pants” works like a charm to make someone laugh, especially when you just did something sweet together—not just kissing.
9. You taste different when you’re awake
At first, they’ll be puzzled that you’ve been kissing them while they’re asleep. But once they get the joke, their smile is priceless to see.
10. Mmmm… just like Mommy
You want a weird, funny turn-off remark that isn’t really a turn off, use this one.
11. Your lips are softer when you’re sleeping
The smile on the person’s face after realising the joke in this remark is gold.
12. That was unexpected. Do I need to call 911?
Many people say the magic of kisses is when they happen without you expecting. Well, we say you call 911 when the unexpected happens.
13. Was that a kiss or a secret handshake?
Not all kisses should be called kisses. If done with your partner, do it as much as you do a handshake with others.
14. Do we need to file that under ‘important life decisions’?
Exaggeration and humour will forever go hand-in-hand. So does this joke with after-first-kiss moments.
15. Just so you know, my lips aren’t always that friendly
Sometimes, you really don’t have to make sense. Looking to say something just to fill the awkward void after kissing? This one works.
16. Is this how we start our own rom-com?
We’ve all watched those rom-com movies. You see how they kiss there? Yeah, paint that picture in your remark to make a statement.
17. Now, what’s the next step?
You will be marvelled by the response the person will give. Funny, open-ended questions like this always work.
18. Just like those romance movies, hun?
If you enjoyed the kiss, you can say something slightly funny such as this one.
19. I hope you have a kissing licence!
You can indirectly tell the person that it was a good kiss by asking if they have licence to be that good.
20. If kissing is a test, then maybe you aced it
Even without the attempt to sound funny, complementing a kiss that went well is always a way to go. But it’s fun when you put it in a hilarious way.
21. Is this a preview to something more?
Just because you both kissed doesn’t mean it’s love. So you can define things and there’s no harm making a joke on it.
22. So, do I get extra points for that?
You have to really consider the context and who you kissed before using this line. But it works for most cases where you just want them to laugh.
23. Are we officially in a romantic comedy now?
The idea of using rom com after a kiss (good or bad) can never be overutilized. It’s just your tone and delivery that makes all the difference.
24. I didn’t see this one coming
When words fail you and you can’t really think of what to say after a kiss, simply say you didn’t see it coming.
25. Whatever you’re about to say, just be nice
You’re concerned about what to say after the kiss. So is the person. Factor that, then tell them to be nice.
26. I hope that was a practice round because I’m ready for round two
There’s no harm in asking to continue after you just kissed someone. But you may not want to sound pushy, so say it hilariously.
27. Your first time?
“Your first time” isn’t really a funny thing to say, but it’s sensible and opens up a conversation that gives more meaning to such an emotional moment.
28. That was more intense than being on a rollercoaster
The adrenaline rush from your spine and the goosebumps you get from kissing them shouldn’t be all for nothing. Joke about it.
29. Now you have something interesting to write in your diary.
Another brilliant way to sound funny after a kiss is to jokingly talk about how big of a deal such a moment was….to them.
30. Does that mean I get to take you to dinner now?
This one is obviously for the guys. You’ve finally gotten to kiss your crush. Don’t end it there. There’s more to where that came from.
31. I think I just unlocked a new level of charm
If the kissing made you feel special, you can always tell them. But of course, jokingly so they are not in over their heads.
32. What last did you have it this good?
Sounding cocky isn’t the best thing to do immediately after a kiss, but anyone would laugh at a joke treated with self confidence.
33. Do we kiss again or is that it?
You want the kiss to continue, but asking directly just that can make it less….magical. So the best thing? Ask them “do we kiss again or is that it”
34. My lips are still tingling!
You can jokingly show your excitement over the encounter by telling them your lips are still tingling.
35. You liked that as much as I did?
Asking if they enjoyed the kiss shows that you care. It may not really cause them to burst into laughter but they will melt in love.
36. Do we shake hands now?
If it’s a kiss that happened out of nowhere but surely between two people who have feelings for each other, this remark will always be the cherry on the cake.
37. That was my cardio for the day.
It is when you have your first kiss that you know Cardio isn’t the only exercise that is designed to benefit the heart and blood vessels.
38. Should I send you the bill?
That moment immediately after you kiss someone, especially for the first time, can be intense. Ask them about billing and ease the tension.
39. Was that part of the deal?
Expect them to ask, “what deal” but your tone and facial expression should give it away that you’re just joking.
40. So… is this a thing now?
Many people say go with the flow. But if you want to be sure the kiss was not just meh, it is good to ask.
41. That just made my day
You can let the person know that the kiss made your day. They’ll feel happy to hear that, if they don’t laugh. It counts for something.
42. I’m keeping this memory forever
Telling someone you’ll keep a memory forever means you value such memory. Even if the kiss wasn’t smooth, it will still do something.
43. I think I forgot how to breathe
This is another hilarious way to say you’re surprised about the kiss but in love with its execution.
44. I could get used to that
Talking with sarcasm comes with its in-built humour. This one is not an exception, especially when you imply that you want the kiss to be often.
45. Well, we nailed it
You can never go wrong by complementing how the kiss went. But it sounds more fun when you say it in the Dave Chappelle kind of way.
46. Let’s do that again sometime
You loved how the kiss went, you love the person, and you want it to happen again? No problem. Put on your Sarah Silverma cape and tell them “let’s do that again sometime.”
47. My lips are officially happy
“My lips are officially happy” sounds creative. But actually, it’s a funny way to imply that you enjoyed kissing the person.
48. So, what now?
You will be marvelled by the response the person will give. Funny, open-ended questions like this always work.
49. That deserves a high five
Giving a high five immediately after kissing someone, Who does that? But yeah, that’s the whole point of the joke.
50. I think we just made magic
Kissing, for every first timer, is magic…especially when it is executed well. So it makes sense to make a joke about the experience and say it immediately after the moment.
Final Thoughts
When you’re trying to be funny after a kiss, you need to be careful with how you say it because things can quickly go from sweet to sour.
If you’re not sure you can pull off being funny, and this is someone you’re dating or attracted to, you can just laugh and say, “Let’s try that again.”
You don’t have to overthink the situation.
