Have you ever thought of asking your pastor certain questions and engaging them in funny conversations?
Well, what are you waiting for? Now is the time.
However, if you don’t know what questions to ask, you don’t have to worry.
This article will be revealing 60 interesting questions you can ask your religious leader.
Additionally, to spice things up, this question embraces humor and might come off as ridiculous. But what’s a beautiful conversation without the tint of quirkiness and a bit of fun?
60 Funny Questions to Ask Your Pastor
Below are 60 funny questions to ask your pastor:
- Apart from being a pastor, what other things do you do ?
- Can you quote the Bible from beginning to end?
- What’s the first thought that comes to your mind when you see any of your congregation sleeping during a sermon?
- Have you ever been tempted to whip your congregation when they sleep while you preach?
- What’s the worst preaching experience you’ve had?
- Do you have the Bible verse to deal with Mondays?
- What do you think would be your reaction if Jesus had changed water into wine in front of you?
- How would you react if you dropped your microphone and it turned into a snake?
- What advice do you think Adam would have for husbands after the experience at the garden?
- Do you wish we could still speak to animals before Adam and Eve sinned?
- What would be your miracle if you were Jesus of this time? Will you remove the current president? Or command papers to turn into money?
- If you were Solomon, would you have asked God for wisdom?
- What animal do you think Noah shouldn’t have taken into the ark?
- Who’s your best Bible character?
- If it were to be this time, do you think Jesus’ disciples would identify as millennials or GenZs?
- If there was social media in Jesus’ time, do you think he’d have been on Twitter or Instagram?
- If any of the apostles were to be a superhero, what would it be?
- What do you do when you’re not praying or preaching?
- What’s the funniest encounter you’ve had when preaching on the streets?
- What do you talk about with fellow pastors? Do you gossip about your congregation?
- What do pastors do for fun?
- How did Mary get pregnant if she was a virgin?
- What’s the funniest incident you’ve had with children during baptism?
- If Jesus were around during our time, what do you think he’d use for the Last Supper? Pizza or hamburger?
- Have you ever seen a demon and fought one?
- Do you think Satan was given a fair chance before God threw him down to hell?
- How do you deal with hunger when fasting?
- Was there ever a time you rushed to have a meal during a fast before it was over?
- Who’s your least favorite Bible character?
- Which Bible character do you think had the best sense of humor?
- What do you think angels do in heaven all day?
- Does Jesus sleep when no one is praying?
- What do you think people in heaven do when they’re bored?
- Where’s heaven located? Some wonderland?
- If heaven is up in the sky, how come we’ve never caught a glimpse of God watching us?
- Do the angels stroll all day and spy on us?
- When we pray, is it the angels that run to tell God?
- Don’t you think Abraham was about to murder for attempting to kill his son?
- If God asked you to kill your son or daughter, would you be like Abraham and accept?
- What do you think was going on in Abraham’s mind when he was raising his knife to stab his son?
- What do you think Jonah was doing in the fish belly for three days?
- Do you think you’ll go to heaven because you’re a pastor?
- Are you afraid to die?
- If you were not a pastor, what would you be?
- What language was spoken during the Old and New Testaments?
- What’s your favorite book of the Bible?
- Is there any Bible book, chapter, or verse you don’t like?
- Is there a day you have never prayed?
- What does Satan do in hell?
- If you were Satan, would you hate God and his people?
- What does hell look like?
- The road that leads to heaven and hell, where is it located? New York?
- Is hell below the ground?
- How long can we dig before we find hell?
- What would you have done if God didn’t call you?
- How did God call you? Did you hear a sudden loud voice out of nowhere?
- What’s your marriage like? Do you quarrel with your partner like others?
- Is there any part of the Bible you don’t agree with?
- What’s your thought about Jesus chasing those who sold in the temple and why do people sell in the church here?
- Why do you think Jesus didn’t marry?
Apart from being a pastor, what other things do you do ?
This question is for curious minds who want to know what pastors do on the side.
Can you quote the Bible from beginning to end?
A funny question for your pastor. I don’t think there’s anyone who can do this though.
What’s the first thought that comes to your mind when you see any of your congregation sleeping during a sermon?
Your pastor will find this question laughable. I’m guessing they’d wish they could give them a knock or ask them to stand up.
Have you ever been tempted to whip your congregation when they sleep while you preach?
Who knows, your pastor might’ve been tempted more than once, only that he has been resisting.
What’s the worst preaching experience you’ve had?
Your pastor should have their best and worst times. The worst preaching experience could be preaching to a drunk who ends up pursuing them on the street, or something more embarrassing.
Do you have the Bible verse to deal with Mondays?
A hilarious but serious question to ask your pastor. This one is for you if you’re among those that detest Mondays.
What do you think would be your reaction if Jesus had changed water into wine in front of you?
A drunk might gulp the whole jar of wine, and a doubter might disagree. But what do you think your pastor would do? Hug Jesus?
How would you react if you dropped your microphone and it turned into a snake?
Do you remember the story of Aaron and Moses before Pharaoh and his officials, and how Aaron’s staff turned into a snake? Your pastor might probably run away.
What advice do you think Adam would have for husbands after the experience at the garden?
Adam might tell husbands never to listen to their wives or eat from them. Ask your pastor to hear what he thinks.
Do you wish we could still speak to animals before Adam and Eve sinned?
Another interesting question to engage your pastor with. I wondered what it’d be like if animals understood our language and we understood theirs.
What would be your miracle if you were Jesus of this time? Will you remove the current president? Or command papers to turn into money?
This one is a ridiculous question for your pastor. But, I bet he’d have something to say.
If you were Solomon, would you have asked God for wisdom?
A very good question to ask your religious leader. Not everyone would ask for wisdom as Solomon did; your pastor too.
What animal do you think Noah shouldn’t have taken into the ark?
For an interesting conversation with your priest, ask them this question about Noah and the ark. For me, it’d be mosquitoes.
Who’s your best Bible character?
If you read the Bible often, you should have your favorite Bible character. Ask your pastor this question to engage him.
If it were to be this time, do you think Jesus’ disciples would identify as millennials or GenZs?
If your pastor isn’t trendy, he might not understand this question. But, this is something to ask him for fun. If you explain to him, he should enjoy answering.
If there was social media in Jesus’ time, do you think he’d have been on Twitter or Instagram?
Another funny thing to ask your pastor. He probably has to think hard before answering this one.
If any of the apostles were to be a superhero, what would it be?
This superhero question should get your priest thinking fast and hard about what superhero will fit each apostle.
What do you do when you’re not praying or preaching?
Some people actually think that all their priests do is preach and pray. If you think like that too, ask your pastor this question.
What’s the funniest encounter you’ve had when preaching on the streets?
If your pastor has preached on the street, I’m sure he’d have some laughable experiences he’d like to share. From embarrassing to scary moments, they see a lot on the street.
What do you talk about with fellow pastors? Do you gossip about your congregation?
Another interesting conversation to have with your religious leader is about what they discuss with their colleagues. Asking if they gossip about their congregation should cause a funny reaction.
What do pastors do for fun?
“What do pastors do for fun?” is an exciting topic of interest. Engage them to learn.
How did Mary get pregnant if she was a virgin?
This one about Mary is a deep question for your priest. He should be happy to enlighten you.
What’s the funniest incident you’ve had with children during baptism?
Children can be very dramatic during baptism. So, don’t fail to ask your pastor this question to have a good laugh.
If Jesus were around during our time, what do you think he’d use for the Last Supper? Pizza or hamburger?
Another silly question about Jesus that should elicit a hilarious response. Your pastor might have a hard time answering this one.
Have you ever seen a demon and fought one?
This is a ridiculous question for your cleric. He should shake his head in amusement before responding.
Do you think Satan was given a fair chance before God threw him down to hell?
This question might sound ridiculous but it’s worth pondering on. Your pastor should welcome it and give his two cents.
How do you deal with hunger when fasting?
Another comical and interesting way to engage with your pastor. It’ll help you learn how to handle your case if you have such.
Was there ever a time you rushed to have a meal during a fast before it was over?
Your cleric is human, and don’t be surprised if he’s guilty of this.
Who’s your least favorite Bible character?
If your pastor has his best Bible character, he’s likely to have his least favorite, too.
Which Bible character do you think had the best sense of humor?
Another interesting question you can use to engage your pastor. For me, it’s Zaccheaus. I mean, he had to climb a tree to see Jesus.
What do you think angels do in heaven all day?
They probably stroll around admiring the scenery. Ask your pastor this question for some interesting lecture.
Does Jesus sleep when no one is praying?
The thing is I don’t think there’ll ever be a day that people don’t pray.
What do you think people in heaven do when they’re bored?
They probably scream and look down on earth to see if we heard.
Where’s heaven located? Some wonderland?
I’ve always wondered too. Please ask your pastor this question and share.
If heaven is up in the sky, how come we’ve never caught a glimpse of God watching us?
Haven’t you wondered too? Why haven’t we caught one of the heavenly inhabitants strolling?
Do the angels stroll all day and spy on us?
You might be surprised that the answer is “Yes.” Ask your pastor to be certain.
When we pray, is it the angels that run to tell God?
Another funny question for your pastor. He surely would be amused with this question.
Don’t you think Abraham was about to murder for attempting to kill his son?
Your pastor might probably not think so. But, ask him and hear what he has to say.
If God asked you to kill your son or daughter, would you be like Abraham and accept?
Another hilarious but deep question your pastor might find difficult to answer.
What do you think was going on in Abraham’s mind when he was raising his knife to stab his son?
He probably was praying deeply for it to be a joke or a dream.
What do you think Jonah was doing in the fish belly for three days?
He might’ve been counting all the bones in the body.
Do you think you’ll go to heaven because you’re a pastor?
No one is exempted from hell if they live a sinful life. So, here’s another great question for your cleric.
Are you afraid to die?
This question about death is very important. Don’t be surprised if your pastor is yet to overcome the fear of death. They’re humans like everyone.
If you were not a pastor, what would you be
Find out from your pastor what other passion they might have.
What language was spoken during the Old New Testament?
A lot of languages were spoken during those times, as they had different tribes like we have now.
What’s your favorite book of the Bible?
Here’s an interesting question to ask your pastor. If he has a favorite character, he should have a favorite book.
Is there any Bible book, chapter, or verse you don’t like?
You might be surprised your cleric has one.
Is there a day you have never prayed?
There may be a day that your pastor didn’t pray. They’re human like us and can get tired or weak in the spirit.
What does Satan do in hell?
Maybe sleep and wait for people to join and keep him company or probably Netflix and chill.
If you were Satan, would you hate God and his people?
Another funny but thought-provoking question for your pastor.
What does hell look like?
If your priest has gone there, he should have the perfect description.
The road that leads to heaven and hell, where is it located? New York?
We need to know where the roads are, so we know the way we’re going. This one is an amusing question your pastor would like to answer to clarify you.
Is hell below the ground?
Find out from your pastor if we’ve been stepping on Satan’s house all this while.
How long can we dig before we find hell?
Another ridiculous question to leave your pastor amused.
What would you have done if God didn’t call you?
A great question that’d catch your priest’s interest. He should enjoy talking about his calling and passion.
How did God call you? Did you hear a sudden loud voice out of nowhere?
He probably heard the call during his sleep like Samuel.
What’s your marriage like? Do you quarrel with your partner like others?
Some might think clergymen are free from problems, but that’s not true.
Is there any part of the Bible you don’t agree with?
Don’t be surprised if your cleric has one or even more.
What’s your thought about Jesus chasing those who sold in the temple and why do people sell in the church here?
Another funny but deep question for clergymen.
Why do you think Jesus didn’t marry?
I also want to know why Jesus didn’t marry.
