Some of the funniest interactions I have had were with drunk people. There are certain claims that alcohol makes people more open and even though there’s no backing to prove that they are going to be truthful, you can expect to have heart-to-heart conversations with a drunk person.
Instead of going with a boring, uninteresting flow, I have outlined 20 funny questions to ask drunk people that will get you talking and laughing.
The answers that they will give to these questions are going to be hilarious trust me. If you know someone who’s always drunk or you are with a drunk person and would like to get them to share some funny details, these suggestions will be very helpful.
20 Funny Questions to Ask Drunk People
- What would you want to give in exchange for some sobriety right now?
- How drunk do you think you are?
- What’s your go-to drink to get out of a stupor?
- Would it make you happier if I offered to give you another bottle?
- Do you feel any sense of accomplishment being drunk?
- What’s your biggest worry right now?
- How many planets are there on the Earth?
- What good thing happened to you today?
- Right now, how many fourth graders do you think you can fight before you feel overwhelmed?
- What animal do you think a rat is?
- What would you want to do now that you are tipsy?
- If you were to have a free supply of the drink that got you this drunk but you are never going to get drunk again, would you take it?
- What’s the weirdest thing you have done?
- Who’s the last person you hope to see now that you are drunk?
- What was the last thing that you tried looking up on Google?
- Is there someone you have a crush on and what would you like to tell them now?
- What is something you like about yourself that you think other people should know about?
- If you could be anything right now, what would you want to be?
- Using your fingers, can you calculate the sum of 4 and 9?
- If the world was ending and you could only save a particular brand of alcohol, what brand are you saving?
What Would You Want To Give In Exchange For Some Sobriety Right Now?
Starting off with a question about being sober, when you ask them “What would you want to give in exchange for some sobriety right now?” they are likely going to give an answer that will make you laugh out loud.
This question is going to go down well with someone who’s a first-time drunk or got drunk by accident. It will also come in handy when a person is drunk and they need to be sober to do something important or meet with someone.
You could also ask them to give something in exchange. For example:
- Would you give your iPhone in exchange for some sobriety right now?
How Drunk Do You Think You Are?
Another funny question to ask a drunk person is “How drunk do you think you are?”
You can clearly tell how drunk a person is but you will find that their responses are far from what the situation says.
Someone can be so drunk and slain and they’d tell you “I am just a bit drunk.” There are other hilarious answers you can get if you try finding out.
What’s Your Go-To Drink To Get Out Of A Stupor?
Next, you may want to ask them “What’s your go-to drink to get out of a stupor?”
A few of the alcoholics I have interacted with claim that the best way to deal with drunkenness is to keep drinking. As absurd as this sounds, many believe it and practice it too. This is why a question like this will be so funny when they provide an answer.
I expect they will tell you to give them more alcohol and they’d say it in a way that’s going to get you wondering if they really care about themselves.
Would It Make You Happier If I Offered To Give You Another Bottle?
You can also ask them this question when you want to get a funny reply from a drunk person.
I reckon they are going to want another bottle and you will be amazed at their enthusiasm when they give you a response about wanting another bottle.
You could also ask them how happy they would be if you gave them another bottle. It’d be funny when you realize that being drunk isn’t going to stop the fellow from wanting more bottles.
Do You Feel Any Sense Of Accomplishment Being Drunk?
This question may strike a nerve so it is best to use it with a friend who’s drunk or someone you are really close to.
By asking them “Do you feel any sense of accomplishment being drunk?” they are going to give you a funny explanation about how good alcohol makes them feel.
A lot of people have become alcoholics because they find fulfilment taking alcohol so this question is not entirely out of place.
What’s Your Biggest Worry Right Now?
You are going to be amused and amazed by the answer you will get when you ask someone who is really drunk what their biggest worry is at the moment.
If the person is so tipsy that they cannot really do any cognitive work, you are going to get an incredibly hilarious response.
Another surprising angle would be that they’d want to feel sober again and you could find the reason funny.
How Many Planets Are There On The Earth?
There are no planets on the Earth but depending on how drunk the person is, they may have a hard time deciding on what the answer to the question is.
The surprise of their inability to answer this question is going to make so much sense and be even more hilarious if they are a college student.
What Good Thing Happened To You Today?
You can try asking them “What good thing happened to you today?” This is a question that might provoke a thoughtful response but not for someone who is an alcoholic.
It might surprise you that the answer from such a person might be the fact that they had a serving of their favorite beer and that was the best thing that happened that day.
Right Now, How Many Fourth Graders Do You Think You Can Fight Before You Feel Overwhelmed?
Get a man to show you why you shouldn’t undermine his capacity by asking him “Right now, how many fourth graders do you think you can fight before you feel overwhelmed?”
Naturally, a grown adult will deal with as many fourth graders that come at him. So, when you ask him about when he would feel overwhelmed by being attacked by kids, he may want to tell you and prove that he is strong enough despite being tipsy.
What Animal Do You Think A Rat Is?
I will also recommend asking them an obvious question like “What animal do you think a rat is?” There is no goal here. It is just to force them to use their head to think.
Imagine trying to think while you are tipsy. They are going to assume that they aren’t coming up with the answer because they are drunk. The sight would be an amusing one.
What Would You Want To Do Now That You Are Tipsy?
You can also ask a drunk person “What would you want to do now that you are tipsy?” It is a question that can be used in a flirtatious manner. For it to be funny, you have to make sure they are really drunk.
Asking someone who is really drunk about any guilty pleasures they would like to satisfy is going to be a hilarious sight to behold.
If You Were To Have A Free Supply Of The Drink That Got You This Drunk But You Are Never Going To Get Drunk Again, Would You Take It?
Another question to ask drunk people that will lead to funny replies would be “If you were to have a free supply of the drink that got you this drunk but you are never going to get drunk again, would you take it?”
There are several ways they may look at it. If they do not have control over being drunk, they might not like the idea but may be tempted to take the offer if they really love the drink they had too much of. Nevertheless, I expect you will get some bizarre answers to this question.
What’s The Weirdest Thing You Have Done?
Seeing that drunk people can be quite open, you can ask a drunk person to tell you about something they have done in the past.
They are going to remember whatever it is and I am sure that everything they say is going to make you laugh. I have had several encounters like that in the past and they are always hilarious.
Who’s The Last Person You Hope To See Now That You Are Drunk?
This is another question to ask a drunk person especially when they would not like to be seen in their drunken state. It could be a teenager who hopes their parent doesn’t see them drunk, a Christian who wouldn’t want their pastor to see them drunk, etc.
You can use this question to find out what the person thinks about being caught drunk.
What Was The Last Thing You Looked Up On Google?
You can ask a drunk person to tell you about their search history if you suspect there might be juicy updates there.
Some people may have searched for weird stuff or could just say something funny while they are under the influence.
Is There Someone You Have A Crush On And What Would You Like To Tell Them Now?
Another question you can ask a drunk person is “Is there someone you have a crush on and what would you like to tell them now?”
Give them the chance to say what they hope to say to the person and prepare to laugh. I expect that what they’ll want to say is going to be funny.
What Is Something You Like About Yourself That You Think Other People Should Know About?
This is a thoughtful question to ask someone when you are getting to know them. They are going to share interesting facts about themselves but when you are addressing this to a drunk, you might not get an answer that’s not amusing.
If You Could Be Anything Right Now, What Would You Want To Be?
A good question you can ask a drunk person that will likely generate a funny response would be “If you could be anything right now, what would you want to be?”
While the question isn’t funny, I expect them to give a funny reply. You might also want to ask them if they would want to be anywhere in the world at that moment.
Using Your Fingers, Can You Calculate The Sum Of 4 And 9?
This is another funny question to ask someone who is drunk. It is often difficult for drunk people to control their muscles or make voluntary movements.
So asking them to perform a basic arithmetic task like this might be a challenge. But the sight is going to be beautiful.
If The World Was Ending And You Could Only Save A Particular Brand Of Alcohol, What Brand Are You Saving?
Finally, asking them “If the world was ending and you could only save a particular brand of alcohol, what brand are you saving?” will cause some funny responses.
Why would someone want to save an alcoholic brand when the world was falling apart? But then, a drunk will prefer his alcohol to anything else.
Final Thoughts
That does it on the 20 funny questions to ask drunk people. I am sure you are going to have hilarious conversations with someone who is under the influence from now on.
